Hurry up and wait

Did I use this title before? I think I used this title before. Everyone Remembers the FIRST Boondocks Christmas Episode right. Riley Vs Santa, right. That is what I am thinking about Eikichi right damn now.

 Dear Eikichi, where the hell you at? If I can get up at the BUTTCRACK of DAWN after having a decent night Gaming playing Sea of Thieves where the hell are you. Whats the lie you told LAST TIME, just get here you can sleep in the car? BRUH, BRUUUUUUUUH why you playing with my emotions KICHI!?!?!?! it's a damn 3 hour drive I don't want to go either but lets make this money and get home DAAAAAMN

Nah seriously, DUDE if your balls require an hour and a half of scrubbing you don't need a bath you need a surgeon. I don't care, I don't you got me sitting in the car for over a damn hour.