Cowboys & Aliens
Jon Favreau's wild west tale about a dusty stranger, who is dropped from the sky with a strange device on his arm. He has no memory of who he is, how he got there or why he is wearing the strange device. It seems though that whoever he was, not too many people like him after a dust up in the dessert outside of town he is arrested. Seems a local rancher knows who he is, and he wants to give him some High Plains Justice while the rancher attempts to demand the drifters body for his "justice" the sky darkens, and out of no where come beam firing apparitions in the night. The strange device on the drifters arm starts glowing and changes shape and he knocks one of the creatures from the sky. The towns folk have no clue who their tormentors but they now know they can hurt em, so the drifter and a posse head off to get the kidnapped townsfolk back and to find his lost memories.
Harry Potter And the Deathly Hallows pt.2
This is it, the boy who lived come to die. The 7th and final book(to date) in the Harry Potter series, this is the final half he has seen mentors, family, friends and rivals die he has learned every lesson that Albus Dumbledore could teach. He has bested Sphinxes, Basilisks, Death Eaters, deluded members of the ministry of magic, Quiddich, dragons, and Slytherins. With all those happy tidings though Dumbledore is still dead, so is Rufus Scurmugeon, Mad Eye Moody, and Dobby the house elf Mr. Potter's circle of happiness has long since been broken. He must face off against Valdemort and only one shall live, who else shall die on the path to the final showdown between good and evil. Who else of his long term friends and companions will he see lost to all time at the end of the wand of a Death Eater. Can the Boy who lived once again beat He Who Shall Not Be Named.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
A new drug is discovered "The cure", but to make sure there are no adverse side effects a decision is made to test it on humanity's closest relative:The ape. A chimpanzee is chosen for the test and given a controlled dosage of the cure to see how it would affect him and his cell structure. The results are more than could be imagined, the cure doesn't just heal cells it speeds their devolpment, the chosen chimp seems to be showing higher and higher brain functions. After the project is moved in a different direction it is decided that the test chimp will be placed with normal chimps, though warned he had never been around normal chimpanzees beauracrats could care less. The chimpanzee not liking his fellow chimps lack of evolution pics the lock to his cage and runs to grab som "Cure" for himself, after throwing cannisters of the cure between the cages he goes from wild unrefined apes, to slowly devoloping chimpanzees like him. This trailer is hyping the hell out of this movie, you see it go from one ape to hundreds, you even see apes and gorillas who look similar to the characters from the Planet of the Apes movie. What happens when humans jump start evolution in the quest for profits: Apes Will Rise
Horrible Bosses
Most of us have a boss or supervisor we aren't too fond of, they're strict, they're monotonous, they're inept, they are just people who you wouldn't associate with if it weren't for the job yeah we've all dealt with that. How about if your boss is a evil, meglomaniacal as it were. Some evil Alpha male just missing his Mr. Bigglesworth in his plan for world domination or the destruction of you life Meet Nick, his boss tricked him into drinking 12 year old scotch before screwing him out of a promotion. How about if you boss is a total babe, I'm talking smoking hot, don't walk by with an ice cream cone because she will melt in in a second? Dale is a dental assistant and his hottie of a boss has decided that Dale is dinner, and while poor Dale protests and proclaims his undying love for his fiancee Julia hears nothing but boring details and inevitability. Wild right I mean this can't be life can it, how about Kurt his boss is every cliche of sleazy, underhanded, jerk there is he wants Kurt to fire first the Fat People and then the Handicapped with his bad comb over, his weird clothing choices and straight out of an 80's movie beard and stache he is making his life a living hell. So after another week of unbelievably skeazy behavior the guys decide to off their bosses.
Join Nick, Dale, and Kurt on a while ride to get rid of the Psycho, The ManEater and the Tool. And if nothing else you have to watch the line where Nick tells the cops he was drag racing, in a Prius if the cops IMMEDIATELY didn't put him in the drunk tank after that I'm just wow "I don't win much" hell I would have to ask, "wait YOU WIN?".
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